Tuesday, February 15, 2005
ONE USUALLY HAS TO VISIT THE SMOKING GUN FOR FINE MATERIAL SUCH AS THIS
HAMILTON -- Within hours of being married, Valentine’s Day newlyweds Ronald and Elizabeth Schroeder traded their honeymoon for a pair of matching handcuffs and a trip to police headquarters.
the entire nonsense
MY FAVORITE PARAGRAPH - IN WHICH IT IS REVEALED WHAT A CLASSY FELLOW THE BRIDEGROOM IS:
"It was horrible," Ronald Schroeder said. "I had on a $900 Carlo Vilencio pinstripe suit with a silk tie, and my wife had on a couple hundred dollar dress on too. That should show you how bad of a day I had."
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HAMILTON -- Within hours of being married, Valentine’s Day newlyweds Ronald and Elizabeth Schroeder traded their honeymoon for a pair of matching handcuffs and a trip to police headquarters.
the entire nonsense
MY FAVORITE PARAGRAPH - IN WHICH IT IS REVEALED WHAT A CLASSY FELLOW THE BRIDEGROOM IS:
"It was horrible," Ronald Schroeder said. "I had on a $900 Carlo Vilencio pinstripe suit with a silk tie, and my wife had on a couple hundred dollar dress on too. That should show you how bad of a day I had."
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