Wednesday, November 10, 2004
SAVE THE COUNTRY. MOVE TO NEVADA
Here's a suggestion to disgusted Democrats. Don't move to Canada, just move one state over.
California went for Kerry by over 1,000,000 votes. How about 25,000 of you California Kerry voters move to Nevada before the 2008 election (Bush won Nevada by 17,000 votes). And we need 200,000 or so of you to move to Arizona (Bush carried Arizona by 170,000). That puts Nevada and Arizona in the Democrat's column, while still leaving California with 750,000 Democratic votes to spare.
New York has 1,200,000 Kerry (Democratic) votes to spare. I suggest that 300,000 loyal Democrats pull up stakes and head to Florida before the next election.
Between them, Pennsylvania and Michigan have Democratic 250,000 votes to spare. We need 150,000 of these voters to relocate to Ohio. (Those closest to the border may be able to move and keep their day jobs.)
Perhaps instead of wasting their money on advertising, the Democratic National Committee and like-minded groups could underwrite these moves, or pay bonuses to the trailblazers.
It's not a political or moral crisis that the Democrats must solve, it's a simple matter of geography.
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Here's a suggestion to disgusted Democrats. Don't move to Canada, just move one state over.
California went for Kerry by over 1,000,000 votes. How about 25,000 of you California Kerry voters move to Nevada before the 2008 election (Bush won Nevada by 17,000 votes). And we need 200,000 or so of you to move to Arizona (Bush carried Arizona by 170,000). That puts Nevada and Arizona in the Democrat's column, while still leaving California with 750,000 Democratic votes to spare.
New York has 1,200,000 Kerry (Democratic) votes to spare. I suggest that 300,000 loyal Democrats pull up stakes and head to Florida before the next election.
Between them, Pennsylvania and Michigan have Democratic 250,000 votes to spare. We need 150,000 of these voters to relocate to Ohio. (Those closest to the border may be able to move and keep their day jobs.)
Perhaps instead of wasting their money on advertising, the Democratic National Committee and like-minded groups could underwrite these moves, or pay bonuses to the trailblazers.
It's not a political or moral crisis that the Democrats must solve, it's a simple matter of geography.
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