Monday, November 29, 2004
FOR THE NEW YEAR, THINGS I WANT TO HEAR NO MORE OF:
Krispy Kreme (Merciful Christ, can I go one day without some forced gratuitous reference to this Godforsaken outfit.)
The Pottery Barn rule (All editorial writers and commentators - pick some other conceit to drape your column upon, or fear my wrath.)
How The Pixies influenced Nirvana (If you didn't know this when it meant something, reading about it in The NYT 15 years later won't save you.)
Jim Gaffgen (pickle waving idiot will be consigned to the seventh circle of hell in CharacterFarm as soon as I can bear to write him up.)
The Hollywood Walk of Fame (Godzilla got a star today. It was on the news.)
Tom Wolfe (Only thing worse than his tree wasting monstrosities is the fact that he gets reviewed everywhere. Jumping Jesus! Would serious publications review Jackie Collins just to announce that she's awful?)
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Krispy Kreme (Merciful Christ, can I go one day without some forced gratuitous reference to this Godforsaken outfit.)
The Pottery Barn rule (All editorial writers and commentators - pick some other conceit to drape your column upon, or fear my wrath.)
How The Pixies influenced Nirvana (If you didn't know this when it meant something, reading about it in The NYT 15 years later won't save you.)
Jim Gaffgen (pickle waving idiot will be consigned to the seventh circle of hell in CharacterFarm as soon as I can bear to write him up.)
The Hollywood Walk of Fame (Godzilla got a star today. It was on the news.)
Tom Wolfe (Only thing worse than his tree wasting monstrosities is the fact that he gets reviewed everywhere. Jumping Jesus! Would serious publications review Jackie Collins just to announce that she's awful?)
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