TOMORROWKNOWS

READ SMARTER, NOT HARDER!

Here's a tip sure to improve reading comprehension:

Anytime a celebrity type person uses the phrase, "but I'm dyslexic" - just mentally substitute one of the following terms for dyslexic:

a lazy fuck / a total moron / an idiot / dumb as a post / too self-centered to read anything not about me

This adjustment is guaranteed to increase your understanding of the world.

Beneficial side effect: Many users report that this simple technique has made reading fun again.