Tuesday, August 10, 2004
A BAD JOKE
The drunk is looking for his keys.
"Did you drop them right here?"
"No, I dropped them over there."
"Then why are you looking here?"
"The light is better."
From Newsweek (8/9/2004, pg7.) - Days after 9/11, a senior Pentagon official lamented the lack of good targets in Afghanistan and proposed instead U.S. military attacks in South America and Southeast Asia as "a surprise to the terrorists."
It is not true, however, that Boulder police originally planned to arrest Keith Van Horn or Allen Iverson "as a surprise to Kobe Bryant" after Bryant was accused of rape.
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The drunk is looking for his keys.
"Did you drop them right here?"
"No, I dropped them over there."
"Then why are you looking here?"
"The light is better."
From Newsweek (8/9/2004, pg7.) - Days after 9/11, a senior Pentagon official lamented the lack of good targets in Afghanistan and proposed instead U.S. military attacks in South America and Southeast Asia as "a surprise to the terrorists."
It is not true, however, that Boulder police originally planned to arrest Keith Van Horn or Allen Iverson "as a surprise to Kobe Bryant" after Bryant was accused of rape.
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